Check Out My New Ride

Picture me rollin'...

Despite the love I have for my original Slave I ship (I actually lost my virginity in the backseat of that thing), my newest ride is by far the best of them all.

Now, I’ll admit a Prius may not strike quite as much fear into the hearts of my enemies, but it’s totally going to impress that checkout girl at Trader Joe’s.

And for whatever reason, it seems like a lot of black people on earth are really offended by my license plate. I should probably get around to reading about this planet’s history sometime…